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15 August 1976
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I’ve got a cat named Fancy, and she rules the universe. She is so important in fact that she won’t let me have my own picture for an icon and demands that all icons have her.

Once a storyteller, always a storyteller.

“There is nothing like ham sandwiches when you’re faint.” Said the Red King
“I find splashing cold water on my face helps much more.” Alice said.
“I didn’t say there was nothing better I said there was nothing like it.”

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I don't mind when I get paid. The money isn't important, so long as I get it.
--Groucho Marx

Wizard isn’t just a job. A wizard is what you are, not what you do.
--Rincewind the Wizzard

You really should know better than to try and glean anything from this thing anyway.

I could just easily put the sort of information that you’d find on a dust jacket...
greyweirdo lives at 21 Bagshot Row. He is the writer of several novels; two screen plays and a handful television shows. He began his career in theater at age 9 and continued in show business to this very day. He spent several years doing naughty things for secret government agencies that don’t actually exist anywhere on paper. He is skilled in armed and unarmed combat, explosives and high pressure driving. The leader of the fabled Children's Crusade, he was knighted by King Henry V after the Battle of Agincourt where he helped fight the French to a stand still. When not dispensing justice at the end of a sword he is often found serving as the Waterloo water reservoir. Taken in the MSU black squirrel revolt of ’99 he escaped with the help of a dozen chipmunks and a beagle named Colin by digging a tunnel under the stadium. From there they received assistance from the duck résistance and made it to Switzerland. After that, he invented the Spinning Jenny. An Orc Arrow killed him at the battle of Minas Tirith. He is buried along with the dead of that battle on the Pelennor Field. He is currently writing his memoirs about these and other events, which he intends to turn into a musical and sell to Broadway, because, quote “Those dumb bastards will buy anything.”

For those of you interested, there is also an Amazon Wishlist Amazon.uk as well as one for HKflix.

My Amazon.com Wish List

My Amazon.com Wish List

There is no button for HkFlix.

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I also write a second blog called retroflix which are reviews and thoughts about old movies.

And then there is the fiction blog jack_collier which is dedicated to the stories of the named character.
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