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Now to get some answers!

New poll, new questions

Okay, to start with Richard the Third was killed at the Battle of Bosworth. Agincourt is where Hank 5 (a considerable upgrade from Hank 4.3) pwned the French n00bs and Hastings is where Billy the Bastard stole the throne of England from Harry the... second. You must now all write out "I will not fuck up where English kings got murdered by that total shitbird Henry Tudor." 100 times. Unless you got the question right. In which case, well done you.

ANYWAY! On with the questions.

If you could switch places with anyone for one day, who would you choose?
I would be Nicholas Parsons. Cause you know, Nicholas Parsons!

Do you like pirates? And getting postcards?
I love postcards and pirates!

Can I have a hug?
Of course you can! Come on over and I'll hug you.

What did you hear through the grapevine lately?
Not much, strangely fiberous tendrils don't trasnmit sound very well. Fucking grapes.

If you were going to tour the world, what would be your route and what would you make sure you saw?
I would start in Peru, work my way up South America making my way towards Mexico, then the US. The I would go through Canada, then across Europe, into Asia down into Australia and finish up in Africa. I skip Antartica because there are no gift shops.

Why does my motel's cable TV get everything but ABC?
Motel TVs suck

Orgasms: screaming, silent or something else?
On Tuesdays, I feel wacky

Lampshade?
Possibly, maybe, could be.

What color should I dye my hair after I leave my job?
Black with bright metallic blue and pink stripes.

Ever have choc chip pancakes? Waffles aren't everything. they are great, but choc chip pancakes?
I have have those, they are good.

Are you impressed that I knew Bosworth before looking it up?
Considering most people didn't get it at all, I guess I am. I mean, our own girlfriend got it wrong! What the fuck?

I'm not on AIM much without my computer...so when are you going to get on when I'm around so we can chat? Oh and does my skipping a question mess up you numbers?
Skipping questions does not mess things up, and I'll be on when I'm on.

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sparkfrost
Jan. 18th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
I would be a multi-colored zebra. It would be kind of awesome.
greyweirdo
Jan. 18th, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
It would be the coolest thing ever!
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