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Paid Account, Created on 5 June 2004 (#3384090), Last updated on 21 May 2013 [Gift]
- Name:
- Me
- Birthdate:
- 15 August 1976
- Location:
- Imrryr, Melniboné
- External Services:
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- greyweirdo@livejournal.com
- GreyWeirdo
- 9253968
- GreyWeirdo
- greyweirdo
- GreyWeirdo
- Interests: (145)
- akira kurosawa, alan moore, alton brown, anthropology, art, asian food, aspirin, astronomy, atomic monkeys, atomic vector plotters, atomic war, audio books, autumn, b movies, bbc, bbc radio, bdsm, being inscrutable, being irritating, blackadder, books, bugs bunny, cartoons, cats, cheddar, chewing gum, childfree, chinese culture, christmas, classic tales, clever women, clocks, collections, comedy, computers, connections, cooking, detective novels, discworld, documentaries, dvds, eating, eddie izzard, eric idle, everything, evil cheese, evil rodents from hell, film, film history, film noir, fire, fnoofing, foreign films, frank miller, geeks, girls, good eats, grand plans, history, history documentaries, human sexuality, inner peace, insomnia, intelligent women, jack higgins, jackie chan, james burke, jazz, karma, kids in the hall, kissing, kissing girls, laser beams, laser guns, little buddha figures, living art, long hair, looney tunes, love, midnight, monkeys, monty python, movie history, movies, mp3s, music, my cat fancy, myrna loy, mysteries, naked people, nature documentaries, naughty, nero wolfe, night, nuclear power, nuclear war, old movies, old photographs, orgies, outer peace, peace, peter pan, philosophy, photography, poly, polyamory, polyamoury, rabid monkeys, radio 4, radio shows, reading, reading every existing book, responsible hedonism, robert b. parker, sanjuro, sci-fi, science, science documentaries, sex, sexuality, shwanekee, silent movies, sin city, sleeping, smart girls, smart women, space nazis, spiderman, stanley kubric, super heroes, swords, terry pratchett, vewprf, victorian nude photography, visine, waffles, walrus toes, women, world domination, world peace, world war, writing, x-e, x-entertainment, zombies
- Bio
- I’ve got a cat named Fancy, and she rules the universe. She is so important in fact that she won’t let me have my own picture for an icon and demands that all icons have her.
Once a storyteller, always a storyteller.
“There is nothing like ham sandwiches when you’re faint.” Said the Red King
“I find splashing cold water on my face helps much more.” Alice said.
“I didn’t say there was nothing better I said there was nothing like it.”
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I don't mind when I get paid. The money isn't important, so long as I get it.
--Groucho Marx
Wizard isn’t just a job. A wizard is what you are, not what you do.
--Rincewind the Wizzard
I’ll take Humphrey Bogart, Clint Eastwood, Cary Grant, and Toshiro Mifune over most the guys who are trying to be hip, cool or just plain tough today.
I won’t lie, but I might avoid the truth.
You really should know better than to try and glean anything from this thing anyway.
I could just easily put the sort of information that you’d find on a dust jacket...
greyweirdo lives at 21 Bagshot Row. He is the writer of several novels; two screen plays and a handful television shows. He began his career in theater at age 9 and continued in show business to this very day. He spent several years doing naughty things for secret government agencies that don’t actually exist anywhere on paper. He is skilled in armed and unarmed combat, explosives and high pressure driving. The leader of the fabled Children's Crusade, he was knighted by King Henry V after the Battle of Agincourt where he helped fight the French to a stand still. When not dispensing justice at the end of a sword he is often found serving as the Waterloo water reservoir. Taken in the MSU black squirrel revolt of ’99 he escaped with the help of a dozen chipmunks and a beagle named Colin by digging a tunnel under the stadium. From there they received assistance from the duck résistance and made it to Switzerland. After that, he invented the Spinning Jenny. An Orc Arrow killed him at the battle of Minas Tirith. He is buried along with the dead of that battle on the Pelennor Field. He is currently writing his memoirs about these and other events, which he intends to turn into a musical and sell to Broadway, because, quote “Those dumb bastards will buy anything.”
For those of you interested, there is also an Amazon Wishlist Amazon.uk as well as one for HKflix.
There is no button for HkFlix.
By commenting in this journal, you grant the owner exclusive rights to post on, move, or otherwise manipulate your comments as the owner so chooses. Just about everything on this journal is © 2004 through and until the end of time.
I also write a second blog calledretroflix which are reviews and thoughts about old movies.
And then there is the fiction blogjack_collier which is dedicated to the stories of the named character.