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I keep hearing Pluto isn’t a planet, then someone tells me that they decided it is again, then someone else says that wasn’t true and that Pluto really isn’t one and someone else says it’s something called Dwarf Planet which just sounds like making up reasons to get the word planet in there with out admitting that its really a planet.

Well, Fancy*, Me† and Betty WhiteΩ have had enough of your bullshit! It has been decided at an executive meeting that Pluto will once and for all be classified as an appetizer! Betty wanted to go with the more refined sounding hors d'œuvre, but fancy claimed you can’t really do something the size of Pluto in one bite and besides it’s just too simple. In her view hors d'œuvres should be more complicated and not just like a side of nachos for when the planet eaters come.

I should mention that Fancy has been reading the Galactus Fantastic Four stories the last couple of days and keep comparing them to Unicron. I think that's where the whole idea of eating all our planets as a meal came from. I should also add that I’m not really sure that old woman was Betty White, particularly since Fancy had put a wig on her and kept prodding her with the .45 shouting, “Now talk about St. Olaf or you’ll loose more toes!” Come to think of it, when I looked the wallet claimed he was Steve Johnson and was a traveling salesman from Pittsburg.

If I hadn’t spent most of the 80s on drugs (administered by people who claimed to be doctors and later had to leave the country under assumed names to avoid having to help the Popos with their inquiries) this would probably worry me more than it does. At the moment, I’ve been sent up here to type this little announcement and remind you that it could happen to you next, and then I’ve got to go down and work the tazer for Fancy on “Betty” because she doesn’t have thumbs but can demand I “Hit her again!” because she “likes to watch her wriggle.” Despite the fact that she knows it's a man because she's currently wearing his wig.



*The Ruler of the Universe
†stenographer
Ωco-ruler of the universe since 5 minutes ago according to Fancy
What am I listening to?: Star Salzman - Airships Make Me Happy (The Highwind Takes to the Skies)
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From:[info]sharpchick
Date: June 21st, 2009 01:13 pm (UTC)
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It was astronomers, not astrologers, who up and decided that Pluto was not a planet. More scientists who always have to have a neat, tidy and scientifically rational explanation for stuff.

We Scorpios, of course, have always known the truth. We've all been around a few times, you know.

Edited at 2009-06-21 01:14 pm (UTC)
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